Mary in Malawi

Malawian traffic rules

1. Never stop

2. Pedestrians: Move or die.

3. The horn is there to be used. The more, the better.

4. Goats are stupid

5. Green light: Drive

6. Yellow light: Drive

7. Red light: Drive faster

8. Muzungus always have to pay in road blocks

9. Malawians are allowed to fill their car whit unlimited number of people

10. Muzungus must have the same number of people in the car as there are security belts, or they have to pay in the road blocks

How to get a working permit in Malawi

1. Keep signatures of every person you every spoke to in your life

2. Take the list of signatures and attach it to David Bowies favorite pants

3. Fint three tee spoons of dust from a unicorns horn

4. You must have visited the moon at least twice during the last six months

5. Find the holy Grail and get it's validity confirmed by jesus or other truthworthy divinity

6. Tuch your elbow woth your tungue

7. Walk on one hand up and down kilmanjaro...